August 9, 2019

“Doug’s Stache’” The Mustache

Did you know that in Eureka, NV it’s against the law for men with mustaches to kiss a woman?  Yes, the Mustache Law was created in the 19th century. Why? I don’t know but I would think it was a woman’s idea....scratchy scratch or by men who could not grow their own.  Which would be pretty difficult considering the average male has about 5 million hair follicles. To put that into perspective, that’s 3x the amount of a gorilla. Wow! 

If you have a man with a stache’, observe how many times he caresses or touches it. It’s been researched that the average is 760 times in a 24 hour period.  I wonder why the fascination? Could it be because mustache hair grows faster than any other body hair?  Maybe due to the high activity within the follicle. That number may increase during spring & summer when the follicles sprout more during those times of the year. Trim that baby up!

Do you know the length of the longest recorded mustache?It’s 14 feet and grown for 44 years by Ram Singh Chauhan of India. He has got to have mega neck issues. I wonder how much it weighs! 

Now, when you play with a deck of cards next, notice that the only king without a mustache is the King of Hearts.  It’s due to the purity the heart symbolizes that should not be disguised in any fashion. In fact, the United States has not had a President with a mustache since 1909 & up until then only 4 total: Arthur, Roosevelt, Cleveland and Taft.  I wonder if that streak will ever break.

The most notably known Artist exemplified by his whacky yet super mustache is Salvador Dali. He loved it very much and stated “like two erect sentries, my mustache defends the entrance to my real self.” 

August 2, 2019

“Karen’s Calla” The Calla Lily

Did you know that calla lilies aren’t even lilies? It’s true. In the 18th century a Swedish botanist accidentally named it by recording the flower as a lily. By the time the mistake was found the name had stuck so they kept it.

I’m glad they kept the name as calla lilies are so beautiful, in fact, calla means “beautiful” in Greek. Serendipitous perhaps?  They also carry some fun nicknames such as pig lily, arum lily and trumpet lily (similar shape).

Calla lilies are tied to the Ancient Greek mythology as being that Hera created the Milky Way with her milk scattering & when the droplets landed they formed lilies. Even the Roman mythology became allured by the lily. Venus looked at the flower as competition & cast a ‘pistil’ curse on it. How spiteful! 

Speaking of spiteful, calla lilies are actually quite poisonous & the effects are best not to say. Oh...& it’s a good idea to keep them away from any vegetarian pets. Well, the leaves are ok but a BIG No No to the flower & stamen. 

July 26, 2019

“The Bison”

Did you know that a baby bison is called a “red dog?” It’s because their hair is orange-red in color when they are born and then it changes to dark brown after a few months along with their regular characteristics of a shoulder hump and their horns begin to grow.

Many use the term ‘buffalo’ but the scientific word is ‘bison bison bison’ in North America. Yes, said three times but once is good enough unless you’re Jan from The Brady Bunch (Marsha, Marsha, Marsha). 😁

The American Bison is officially the National Mammal of the United States as of May 9, 2016. President Obama signed the National Bison Legacy Act into law to join in with the Bald Eagle 🦅 as a symbol of our country 🇺🇸 .

A male bison is a bull 🐂 and a female is a cow 🐄. Males stand 6 feet tall (wow), weigh 2,000 lbs (yikes) and a female 4-5 feet tall, 1,000 lbs (still yikes). You definitely don’t want to tip any of them over on you. 😝

July 19, 2019

“Mr. Peepers” The Red-Eyed Tree Frog

Did you know that the Red-Eyed Tree frog uses those big eyes to help them swallow? True story. They close their eyes when they catch an insect and their tiny

teeth hold it in place. Next, they retract their eyes into their body which then pushes the insect down their throat. Those are springy eyes so they can get on the move!

I bet you are wondering why they have red eyes thinking that it would be a disadvantage to them when in fact it’s the opposite. The colors on their bodies are strategically placed for survivability. The bold green body color allows them to camouflage with the leaves (they spend a lot of time in trees) when they tuck in their colorful blue & yellow striped back legs to hide from predators. When found out they open those big red eyes to startle the predators allowing them to escape.

Now for the mating process which is interesting in itself.  The males descend from trees to bodies of water & call out to the females. The females respond which turns into a big frenzy. A female picks her mate & they go into amplexus which is where the female carries the male on her back, like a backpack. She draws in water so she can lay her eggs for him to hop off her back & fertilize externally on the bottom of a leaf. I would say this takes on the term “froggy style.” 

July 12, 2019

“Janey’s Rose” The Rose

Did you know that Ronald Reagan made the rose the national flower emblem of the United States in 1986? He even made the announcement from the White House Rose Garden.

Roses 🌹can live a long time and have been around for more than 35 million years.  A fossil of a rose was found in Colorado by which archeologists came to this discovery of its time line. Today, almost a quarter of all roses sold in the United States come from Ecuador where 54% of their land is full of roses. They require a lot of water (3-4 gallons to blossom) and areas near the equator harbor a lot of roses. I bet it smells wonderful there!

The thorns on roses aren’t really “thorns” but “prickles” and come from the climbing roses species to help them bond to other plants and objects. They can grow quite tall, the highest recorded has been 23 feet in India. That’s about 3 1/2 Lebron James standing on top of each other to put that in perspective. Wow!

July 5, 2019


Did you know that ‘orangutan’ means ‘person of the forest?’ It’s a combination of two Malay/Indonesian words with ‘orang’ meaning ‘person’ and ‘hutan’ meaning ‘forest.’ Orangutans are physically built to live in trees and make their nests up high in the forest. Their diet consists of bark, leaves, flowers, insects and a lot of fruit.

They have a rather large range of area for their homes.

Females settle down to raise offspring within a 3.5 square mile radius while the males’ territory may be up to 15 square miles. Male orangutans live a solitary lifestyle. Once they mature, they leave the nest in search of their own territory and then go on to find females who are ready to mate. They have mutually short romances, a week tops, only to procreate and then the males are back to Lonerville.

They are the slowest breeding primate, similar to humans, with a gestation period from 8 to 9 months. They also have long intervals between each offspring ranging from 7 to 10 years. Which leads to a female giving birth to approximately 3 babies in a lifetime (35-40 years in the wild) making them even more vital to the survival of the species.

Baby orangutans nurse until they are 6 or 7 years old. The longest dependence of any animal on its mother. This means the mama sleeps with the infant until she has another baby.  Can any of you mothers imagine doing that? Haha! No thank you!

June 28, 2019

“Lorri’s Wolf” The Wolf

“Lorri’s Wolf” The Wolf

Did you know that Systemic Lupus Erythmatosus, “lupus,” literally means WOLF REDNESS?  It was named that because physicians believed back in the eighteenth century that the disease was caused by a wolf bite.  It makes you wonder how many got bit back then much less survived one considering their massive jaw has a crushing pressure of nearly 1,500 pounds per square inch (a large dog has 750).

Wolves are a keystone species, meaning they are very valuable to the ecosystem in which they reside. Without them, it would not exist. Yellowstone is a good example of this. They had been killed off in 1926 and then reintroduced in 1995 to bring its ecosystem back.

They feed on sick, weak and injured ungulates (large mammals with hooves such as deer, moose, elk, bison) to keep the ecosystem in check leaving the healthy ones to continue their species.  Thus, leaving the remains for other species to survive on especially during harsh winters. Very intuitive of course and their intelligence far exceeds domesticated dogs and hunting abilities of humans.

A hungry wolf can eat 20 pounds of meat for one meal. That equates to a human eating 100 hamburgers! I will not think of the song “Hungry Like a Wolf” by Duran Duran the same again.

June 21, 2019

“American Pride” The Bald Eagle

Did you know that Bald Eagles have a see-through voluntary eyelid called a nictitating membrane?  They use it to protect, moisten & clean their eyes while the main eyelids are open. They have amazing eyesight (their strongest sense) with having large eyes that take up 50% of their head & weighing about the same amount as the human eye all while seeing 4-5x better

than us! Bald Eagles see 5 basic colors to our 3 & can detect UV light. This is due to the cones (light detecting cells in the retina). Humans: 200,000. Bald Eagles: 1,000,000. They win.

As the apex predators as they are (top of the food chain); they eat mainly meat & fish & can detect prey up to 2 miles away. Eagles often steal food from other birds by chasing them until they DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT. :)

Monogamous & mate for life, 35 years & share in a continual building of a huge nest, incubating eggs & feeding their babies. Young bald eagles have brown heads & change plumage patterns within the first 5 years. Year 2 they have white bellies. Adult males & females have the same plumage patterns so the only way to tell them apart is by their size. Females are 25% larger. Scientists think it’s because they tend to take charge of the nest & incubate the eggs longer which could deter egg thieves. 

To know the difference between an eagle & a vulture is by how they soar. Eagles fly with flat wings whereas vultures fly with their wings up & in a v-shape.

Ironically, humans are the main enemy of the Bald Eagle with our pollution & chemicals which poison their food supply. In their naturalistic world, the adult Bald Eagles have zero enemies. 

June 14, 2019

“Black Majesty” The Black Crow

Meet “Black Majesty” a black crow. Did you know that crows are monogamous and that they raise families together? They are also very intelligent and have the biggest brain to body ratio among all bird species. 

Crows have various warning calls, “cawing,” some specifically for cats, hawks and humans. Similar to parrots, they can imitate the human voice. They also don’t forget a face, especially if you hurt them. Something to ponder if you ever think of throwing a pebble at one. 

A group of crows is called “Murder.” This is because when one is sick or critically injured about to die, they will gather around it and attack it aggressively to kill it quickly so it doesn’t suffer. And when one is found dead, the other crows investigate to see if there’s a threat in order to avoid it in the future.  They even hold funerals for each other. A compassionate and mourning crow? Who knew?

June 7, 2019

“Midnight Spa” The Brown Bear

Did you know that a Brown Bear’s curved claws can be up to four inches long? Granted they are big bears but that’s just their claws and their feet average around one foot long (like a subway sandwich). “Foot long! Who got the foot long?!”- Dumb and Dumber. I had to say that…love that movie.

Scientists have found that the more north in latitude in geography, the larger the size of the Brown Bear and mainly because the greater in mass allows them to survive harsher climates (such as British Columbia, Alaska and Kodiak Island). Their diet varies by location as well. They are the only predators that are omnivores (eat both plants and animals) albeit being classified as carnivores; their teeth prove it by having two sets of teeth for both types of food. 

Now, the next time you drive your vehicle and go 40 miles an hour, that is how fast a Brown Bear can run. The fastest runner in the world, Usain Bolt, can run 27 miles an hour, so don’t ever think you can outrun this bear.  And their sense of smell is 100 times better than humans and can smell their prey up to 20 miles away!

Most animals show themselves sparingly. The grizzly bear is six to eight hundreds pounds of smugness. It has no need to hide. If it were a person, it would laugh loudly in quiet restaurants, boastfully wear the wrong clothes for special occasions, and probably play hockey.
— Craig Childs

May 31, 2019

“Higgins” The Puli

Say hello to Higgins! 

Mr. Higgins is a Hungarian Puli. This is a dog breed that is often used to herd sheep or cattle. They are very intelligent, obedient and agile which is why they are perfect for this task as well as many canine sports. Very fearless and territorial, due to their shepherd instincts, making them great guard dogs but not the best city dogs as they need a lot of space to release their high energy.

The Puli is easily recognized for their “rasta” hairstyle resembling dreadlocks which are actually corded and even waterproof due to its controlled matted process. It does require quite the attention on top of their activity level. Not the low maintenance type of breed by any-means but they don’t shed. That’s a bonus!

They do make great pets as they are very loyal and protective, plus you can have them mop your floor daily! ;).

May 24, 2019

“Silverback Gaze” The Gorilla

Did you know that only male gorillas can become silverback? Males weigh around 400 lbs. and grow up to 6 ft. tall.  Females weigh about half (200 lbs) and average 4 feet tall. Male gorillas have a crest (a ridge) on their skull,and have larger heads than females to anchor their large jaw muscles.

At the age of 8, they are considered “adults” but continue to grow and maintain black hair for 4 more years. It isn’t until the age of 13 that they become a “silverback.” The name describes exactly what they look like; the hair across their shoulders, down their back and to their hips becomes grayish or white in color.

Silverbacks are considered the leader. The rest of the troop comprises of adult females, infants and maybe a few younger adult males. The silverbacks create the troop’s routines, feeding/sleeping times, diet and even define their territory as for breeding rights with the adult females. They are not aggressive but can be with other adult males outside the troop.

May 17, 2019

“Betta” The Betta Fish

Did you know that betta fish can be trained to do tricks? It’s a good way for them to not get bored. Yes, they get bored like us!

Have some fun with your pet betta by having it follow your finger, swim through a hoop and even jump!

Betta splendens, aka Siamese fighting fish, have an organ called “labyrinth” which allows them to breathe our air from the surface. They even create bubble nests at the top of the surface which indicates that they are happy and healthy.

When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do?
Just keep swimming.
— Dory - Finding Nemo